One word: Wow!
Does that really count as a word? I don’t care. Wow. WOW.
THE XX – Crystallised
MUSE – Undisclosed Desires
PETER BJORN & JOHN – Nothing To Worry About
YEASAYER – Ambling Alp
LA ROUX – Bulletproof
THE DECEMBERISTS – The Rake’s Song
MATT & KIM – Daylight
BEACH HOUSE – Norway
DIRTY PROJECTORS – Stillness Is The Move
BON IVER – Blood Bank
JAY-Z – Empire State of Mind (feat. Alicia Keys)
LADY GAGA – Paparazzi
VAMPIRE WEEKEND – Cousins
COMIC SANS – Severus
DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE – Little Bribes
BAT FOR LASHES – Sleep Alone
THE ANTLERS – Bear
THE DEAD WEATHER – Treat Me Like Your Mother
TEMPER TRAP – Sweet Disposition
FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE – Cosmic Love
MUMFORD & SONS – Little Lion Man
FEVER RAY – When I Grow Up
BEN KWELLER – Gypsy Rose
PASSION PIT – Sleepyhead
PHOENIX – Lisztomania
C.O & THE MYSTIC VALLEY BAND – Big Black Nothing
YEAH YEAH YEAHS – Little Shadow
MATISYAHU – We Will Walk
PATRICK WOLF – The Bachelor
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE – My Girls
LISA MITCHELL –Valium
Inspired by Channel V’s Top Ten Epic Fail Countdown.
(Note: I have taken all songs by Nickelback out of the running as i didn’t want this to be too predictable. They all sound the same anyway, so there would really be no point.)
What’s this i hear you say? Since when did Chris Cornell of Audioslave go solo?
Well his solo career, and i use that term lightly, went from 1999 to 2000. Yes that’s right, a whole year. So you can kind of tell this song is going to be good *cough*. The song Part of Me is a tres horrible mix of RnB and absolute hideousness and the film clip makes him look like a spanish pedophile. Enough said.
That bitch ain’t a part of me
No, that bitch ain’t a part of me
I said no, that bitch ain’t a part of me
No, that bitch ain’t a part of me etc. etc.
Dear Mr. Manson.
I know having sex with a could-be minor (then-girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood) whilst blood drips on to you from an unknown source on the ceiling may seem like a cool/hardcore style video which your fans love, but really, i mean.. really…
Also, the threats you make in this song are totally lame… Who the fuck cares if you break my heart-shaped glasses? I’ll just go and buy a new pair from Cotton On for $12.95. What happened to the blood and gore you used to go with? You’ve gone soft Manson! Soft!
Usually i enjoy what Marylin Manson has to offer, but this song is just annoying.
Don’t break, don’t break my heart. And I won’t break your heart-shaped glasses.
If you haven’t witnessed this song, don’t. Just don’t. Releasing a cover as a single is a bit much guys, but getting Bec Cartwright to ‘star’ in your film clip sporting really bad make-up took it a little too far. You crossed the line into the magical land of fail. But, to be fair, you were hovering dangerously close from the beginning.
I put my hat on backwards, kid myself.
I look really cool!
Or should i say.. WASAAABBBIIII!!!! Either way this song sounds like a cat being raped. I feel a little bad for adding a second Aussie to the list, but this is just unforgivable. Lee started out on Australian Idol as a complete knob, and then progressed to a record deal where he was promoted to twat, and later, supreme douche bag.
The film clip features a creepy store mannequin and Mr Harding prancing around looking like his hair had an orgy with a bunch of Stabilo Boss highlighters. Another highlight (no pun intended) being the worlds worst attempt at stop motion ever. Ever!
Props to his song writing skills though, where he managed to rhyme. Wasabi.. Barbie… Tsunami.. Army.. Ferrari.. Armani… Paris..
She’s organic, Vegan
Eats tofu, no bacon
Oh. Dear. Lord. Shoot. Me. Now.
Me and my white short shorts
And I can’t seek a lot, any canine will do
I’m figurin’ that’s why they call me faithful
‘Cause I’m the man of the land
Q. What do you get when you mix an ugly frog with bad dental and visible penis with the worlds most annoying song?
A. Epic Fail.
In all seriousness, I can not comprehend how this song made it to the top of any charts, anywhere, ever. What the fuck is wrong with humanity?! It’s a fucking ringtone!! And how can one not be disturbed by prominent cartoon frog penis… really.
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee